The Theme Song

Burnt Toast and bus stops and torturers of kittens
Brown ticking packages and napalm in mittens
Fruit soft flesh peeling from my dinner plate
These are a few of the things that I hate

Girls in black leather with serrated lashes
Daleks in stairwells and spectrox caused rashes
Resentment like puss from a festering sore
These are a few of the things I abhor

Unlimited rice pudding, and fondant surprise
Robots and insects and snakes of great size
Cleaners in corridors and a clown in a hearse
These are a few of the things that I curse

Chorus:
When the wolf bites, when the Chimeron sings
When I'm feeling sad
I simple remember my least-favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Cream in my soup and visits to Java
Cloister bells and death-knells and dunkings in lava
Battles unrecorded and swims in Hvergelmir
These are a few of the things that I fear

The eyes of the dragon, like a beautiful kite
Shocking experiences and unfiltered sunlight
Sutekh and the Mara, Fendahleen and the rest
These are a few of the things I detest

Undercurrents below and snipers above
Screamings that stop and a message of love
The taking of life as you look in my eyes
These are a few of the things I despise

Chorus

First Appeared in Burnt Toast#2, 1990